Gen X Walk it Off Unisex V-Neck Shirt

“Gen X—I Died Once When I Was Six and My Mom Told Me to Walk It Off” exaggerates the famously unsupervised childhood of an entire generation. Bold block lettering gives the darkly nostalgic joke the straightforward toughness of someone who survived without helmets, tracking apps, or constant adult supervision.

Wear it to reunions, family gatherings, retro events, or anywhere fellow Gen X survivors will understand.

Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the side-seamed retail fit gives it a clean everyday shape.

Details

• Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
• Modern unisex V-neck fit
• Side-seamed construction with a tear-away label
• Machine washable; tumble dry